Welcome to Mario's Misadventures!

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Super Gayrio 64

Synopsis:  Mario likes to be an arse toward everybody in the Mushroom Kingdom because he is the hero, he saved the world several times, saved the princess several times, etc. So today, he decided to call everyone gay or claim that everyone other than himself was homosexual just because he had the authority to do it.

He started off with his own brother Luigi, telling him that Peach had invited both him and his brother to eat spaghettis, but then ended his sentence with "gay Luigi". That made Luigi angry because he hates being called gay over 100 times by his brother. To rub the wound even further, Mario tells him to come out of the closet.

Then he salutes Bowser, his arch-nemesis, by calling him "gay Bowser", but that didn't anger Bowser instead that made him blush. (Uh oh)

Finally, Princess Peach confronts him and tells him that if he doesn't stop being homophobic he'd not be allowed in the Mushroom Kingdom anymore, but then Mario retorts by claiming that Peach herself is gay because she likes pink and boys and because gay men in his mind usually like pink and boys then that simply made sense for Peach to be gay too.

Afterward he thinks to himself how much everyone is gay, but not him then out of nowhere Cuphead shows up and says out loud "PERSON BELOW TRIPLE GAY" right above Mario and Mario says "Oh for fuck's sake!".

Source files with all the props, etc is available for download below. It is a PDN file which requires paint.net to open.

Racist Mario

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